I can’t quite understand people losing their shit over the release of the new Adele album, yet there’s not been much attention paid to new Coldplay, coming out this week. I mean, you have a lovely voice and all Adele, but HELLO…I am no longer in the mood to cry in my soup over past loves [that was so last year].

I’d much prefer to turn my magic on and dance in my living room…because everything I want’s a dream away.

Because under this pressure.

Under this weight.

We are diamonds.

Taking shape.

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